Jaime: Tell me I’m pretty
Brienne: ew wtf dude
(Source: apriki, via iamnedstarksmissinghead)
My name is Kim and I like to give people presents.
why do people always ask celebrities to come to brazil seriously what’s going on in brazil why do they need all these celebrities
i’m suspicious
if i was famous i’d just tour around the country without telling anyone and go to random college campuses late at night, and i’d wait until i saw one person walking by themselves and i’d walk behind them and put my hands over their eyes and say guess who and when they turned around it’d be me and they’d be like omg and then i’d say “no one will ever believe you” and i’d just sprint off into the moonlight
The awesome moment when Bill Murray does exactly this, except he takes food.
(via bootycaller)
I don’t understand why there are people who think watching TV or playing video games can be a bad influence on children. At no point while watching Game of Thrones did I think: “oh, time to take a leaf out of Cersei’s book and get closer to my brother”
“I think the way they were brought into this world was very unique and weirdly scientific, and the technology involved in it, I think, is remarkable. But it came because we really, really wanted kids. Like we really had thought it through financially, emotionally, relationship-wise. Like we didn’t just accidentally get pregnant and decide that now we need to make this work. These kids came into our world with nothing but love.”
(Source: sugar-motta, via fallingintothedenouement)
Buster Bluth is the greatest!